freshprinceofbeleriand:

IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND IM full of existential fear

(via emilyelisee)

deather-child:

a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions

(via arcadequeen)

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski  (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: cachaemic, via idontwannabeanassholeanymore)

partygal420:

dress like the art u want to make

(via emilyelisee)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via brent--seabrook)

Anonymous:
you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

pluckyyoungdonna:

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

Listerine enema oh my god